Thursday haiku

Why bad drummers can't 
get into the rhythm of 
this life sure beats me

Wednesday haiku

Daytona drivers 
don't believe in dieting, 
as they tend to fast

Tuesday haiku

For biker nerds, their 
infatuation tends to 
leave them too tired

Monday haiku

For hiker nerds, their 
infatuation tends to
trail off quite often

Weekend haiku

For surfer nerds, their 
infatuation tends to 
always come in waves 

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For climber nerds, their 
infatuation tends to 
be a bit rocky

Friday haiku

For weather nerds, their 
infatuation, while strong, 
isn't always clear

Thursday haiku

James Taylor's Fire 
and Rain Tour goes from L.A. 
up through Seattle

Wednesday haiku

He laughs like Cesar
Romero's Joker, but he
looks like the Penguin

Tuesday haiku

The company that 
manufactures those K-cups 
should be called Knotto

Monday haiku

K-cups are not found 
in heaven, they are strictly 
a hellish item

Weekend haiku

Three weeks after her 
stroke, she just says yes and no; 
for now, that's enough 

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The spicy captain 
peppered the young princess with 
his salty language

Friday haiku

Unnerved, deflated, 
I have found my self-esteem 
has run out of steam

Thursday haiku

I'm a poindexter, 
nerd, dweeb, dork, but then again, 
the best of us are

Wednesday haiku

Eighteen syllable 
words are very hard to say, 
or use in haiku 

Tuesday haiku

Vending machines are 
for those who don't care about 
expiration dates

Monday haiku

Ambulance drivers 
go so fast because there's no 
need for second aid

Weekend haiku

If you're so busy, 
why is there so much time to 
complain you're busy? 

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"There's always next year," 
is the last resort for the 
truly desperate

Friday haiku

She said, "There's a full 
blown squirrel in my house!"  Are 
there deflated ones?

Thursday haiku

In the water, pants 
unzipped, Bill misunderstood 
what flyfishing was

Wednesday haiku

Julie's computer 
missives are so brutal, it 
feels like you're e-mauled

Tuesday haiku

Stormy Daniels must 
be smug, knowing it's now time 
for Trump to go down

Monday haiku

Once the pervert saw 
undulating terrain, he 
was disappointed

Weekend haiku

For many, divorce 
is just God's way of saying 
you have too much stuff 

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Some say to dance as 
if nobody's watching, but 
trust me, we're watching

Friday haiku

If Deb Redundant 
marries George Redundant, then 
changing her name is...

Thursday haiku

Don't just seize the day, 
seize every day, except 
Fridays, those are mine!

Wednesday haiku

Don't just seize the day, 
tickle it, subdue it, make 
it use it's safe word

Tuesday haiku

Stopping your shower 
before you're rinsed off would be 
a rash decision