Weekend haiku

Billy roared like a 
tiger, but everyone knew 
he was a lion 

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Drive by shooting near 
my work, too bad I left my 
flak jacket at home

Friday haiku

His first Bar Mitzvah, 
Michael was saddened to find 
no beer or pull tabs

Thursday haiku

If a haircut is 
twenty dollars, how much is 
it to cut them all?

Wednesday haiku

At the poetry 
brothel, he likes to see the 
girls make the ode face

Tuesday haiku

At the poetry 
brothel, ladies prefer the  
length of his meter

Monday haiku

At the poetry 
brothel, it's metaphor, not 
what the bed is for

Weekend haiku

Staring at her phone, 
she looks mad, wait until she 
sees her computer 

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Stuck in traffic, cars 
all around, Bill wished he was 
driving an Escape

Friday haiku

Not only are her 
roots showing, they're a billboard 
to her true colors

Thursday haiku

Before Trump's wall is 
even built, he has many 
of us climbing it

Wednesday haiku

Jimi Hendrix may 
be gone, but he lives, on tons 
of tye-dyed t-shirts

Tuesday haiku

The stitch in time so 
sloppily sewn, we now can't 
see eight fifty nine

Monday haiku

Snow of Fall blossoms 
pink blanket will soon be white 
I make an angel

Weekend haiku

Josephine took the 
elevator to meet her 
friends, and go climb stairs 

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Her breath could curdle 
the milk still inside a cow 
thirty miles away

Friday haiku

Kevin was so used 
to acronyms, he spelled out 
the word P-R-O

Thursday haiku

Nobody's perfect, 
but with extra effort, you 
likely won't get close

Wednesday haiku

In the pursuit of 
perfection, he finds he just 
gets further away

Tuesday haiku

Valentine's dinner 
by yourself means you get more 
chocolate fondue

Monday haiku

Valentine's dinner 
by yourself gets you nothing 
but pity glances

Weekend haiku

There's so much darkness 
lurking within her, she finds 
it likes to escape 

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There's so much darkness 
lurking within, she finds her 
heart needs a flashlight

Friday haiku

She decides not to 
write haiku, afraid to let 
all her darkness out

Thursday haiku

Muffled wings, flapping 
madly, he finds the scared bird 
is all in his head

Wednesday haiku

With ADHD, 
I don't just lose the train of 
thought, I miss the tracks

Tuesday haiku

The word ninja knows 
very little self defense, but 
he does know hai-ku

Monday haiku

Wendy has rodents 
living in her attic, which 
makes her cry out, "Rats!"

Weekend haiku

Where does his mind go, 
capturing insanity 
and bringing it here? 

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Could the woodpecker 
be friends with the hummingbirds,
I must ask would he?

Friday haiku

For Valentine's Day, 
I get so darn excited 
I get a heart on