If Malcolm had been
a government employee,
he'd have been Fed-X
Tuesday, July 31, 2018
Monday, July 30, 2018
Monday haiku
Bill may have a small
car, but he calls his co-pilot
dog his Land Rover
car, but he calls his co-pilot
dog his Land Rover
Saturday, July 28, 2018
Weekend haiku
The threats to cripple
our government are linked to
homegrown Trumporists
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Jed's a cross between
Papa Smurf, the Seven Dwarf's Doc,
and Peter Pan's Smee
our government are linked to
homegrown Trumporists
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Jed's a cross between
Papa Smurf, the Seven Dwarf's Doc,
and Peter Pan's Smee
Friday, July 27, 2018
Friday haiku
Humans may not have
obvious panels, but we're
all solar-powered
Thursday, July 26, 2018
Thursday haiku
Gerald buys a new
calendar each year, just so
he's guaranteed dates
calendar each year, just so
he's guaranteed dates
Wednesday, July 25, 2018
Wednesday haiku
As you study the
painting, you find the image
is studying you
painting, you find the image
is studying you
Tuesday, July 24, 2018
Tuesday haiku
The more times you go
outside, the more the outside
will be inside you
outside, the more the outside
will be inside you
Monday, July 23, 2018
Monday haiku
My temporary
tattoo read, "I'm an artist",
but then it faded
tattoo read, "I'm an artist",
but then it faded
Saturday, July 21, 2018
Weekend haiku
Not understanding
how nachos are made, Billy
had brought chocolate chips
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In Portugal, this
vegetarian fell for
the black pork sandwich
how nachos are made, Billy
had brought chocolate chips
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In Portugal, this
vegetarian fell for
the black pork sandwich
Friday, July 20, 2018
Friday haiku
Most politicians
believe they're elected to
do what's right (for them)
believe they're elected to
do what's right (for them)
Thursday, July 19, 2018
Thursday haiku
For a good liar,
they believe that everything
they say is the truth
they believe that everything
they say is the truth
Wednesday, July 18, 2018
Wednesday haiku
Old may be all in
my mind, but my arthritis
sure begs to differ
my mind, but my arthritis
sure begs to differ
Tuesday, July 17, 2018
Tuesday haiku
Old is a sliding
scale, always ten years or more
than you are right now
scale, always ten years or more
than you are right now
Monday, July 16, 2018
Monday haiku
As they sewed pant legs
and laughed, Sally yelled, "There's no
time to hem and ha!"
and laughed, Sally yelled, "There's no
time to hem and ha!"
Saturday, July 14, 2018
Weekend haiku
The stinky pirate
was just one of the worst high
school mascots ever
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The crows sang a song
without any music, it
was cawcapella
was just one of the worst high
school mascots ever
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The crows sang a song
without any music, it
was cawcapella
Friday, July 13, 2018
Friday haiku
Cherry blossoms in
bloom, still cold and wet, doesn't
really feel like Spring
bloom, still cold and wet, doesn't
really feel like Spring
Thursday, July 12, 2018
Thursday haiku
In the shadows, there
are creatures watching you, just
waiting for a chance
are creatures watching you, just
waiting for a chance
Wednesday, July 11, 2018
Wednesday haiku
The devil claps once,
the flames come on, the devil
claps twice, they're off
the flames come on, the devil
claps twice, they're off
Tuesday, July 10, 2018
Tuesday haiku
Rain drips off the palm
trees, reminding us it's not
always paradise
trees, reminding us it's not
always paradise
Monday, July 9, 2018
Monday haiku
The sun shining on
my face, God's Spotlight, I feel
guilty just because
my face, God's Spotlight, I feel
guilty just because
Saturday, July 7, 2018
Weekend haiku
The pasta smells so
good, even my elbow growls
appreciation
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Trump doesn't have a
dog, as keeping it in a
kennel would be cruel
good, even my elbow growls
appreciation
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Trump doesn't have a
dog, as keeping it in a
kennel would be cruel
Friday, July 6, 2018
Friday haiku
Children's artwork just
reminds me I need a new
refrigerator
reminds me I need a new
refrigerator
Thursday, July 5, 2018
Thursday haiku
Angry Jewish kid
tried to slam his fist against
the bar, but mitzvahed
tried to slam his fist against
the bar, but mitzvahed
Wednesday, July 4, 2018
Wednesday haiku
I'm patriotic
for my country, but not for
the man leading it
for my country, but not for
the man leading it
Tuesday, July 3, 2018
Tuesday haiku
Scarlett Johanson
is getting divorced. So wait,
I still have a chance??
is getting divorced. So wait,
I still have a chance??
Monday, July 2, 2018
Monday haiku
Consistently, he
finds everything in his life
is inconsistent
finds everything in his life
is inconsistent
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