Friday haiku

The general was 
court-martialed  so quickly for 
touching his privates

Thursday haiku

The difference between 
properly rewarded and 
spoiled rotten is slight

Wednesday haiku

One island said to 
the other island, "Why are 
you such an atoll?"

Tuesday haiku

I promise I won't 
get drunk anymore, but not 
any less either

Monday haiku

Bill is so mean, his 
inner child stole all the toys 
from my inner child

Weekend haiku

When younger, I was 
told I had to share my toys, 
now older, I don't 

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I tried to find the 
moving sale, but it wasn't 
where it was before

Friday haiku

Sally seeks out the 
summery sunshine, despite 
the fact it's just Spring

Thursday haiku

Strawberry blossoms 
peer up, advertising all 
the fruit yet to come

Wednesday haiku

The women's church group 
talk God, drink iced coffee, and 
eat devil's food cake

Tuesday haiku

As I write dirty 
haiku, the women behind 
me talk about God

Monday haiku

After the cue ball 
attack last year, Bill wears a 
helmet playing pool

Weekend haiku

Up at the castle, 
the princess was dreaming of 
a knight of pleasure 

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You should be tired 
after a vacation, you 
can sleep while at work

Friday haiku

I find it's always 
the wrong one using the phrase, 
"It's not you, it's me"

Thursday haiku

"It's not you, it's me,"   
is said as secret code for  
"This is all your fault!"

Wednesday haiku

"It's not you, it's me," 
is said when they really want 
to tell you, "It's you!"

Tuesday haiku

Jill was shaking her 
head so vehemently, I 
could hear the rattle

Monday haiku

After the fire at 
his desk, we knew how Bill had 
filed his paperwork

Weekend haiku

Gerald's so ancient, 
so old-fashioned, he owns a 
rotary cellphone 

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With the invasions 
and conquering, the name of 
Caesar was fitting

Friday haiku

He calls his truck, "The 
Overcompensator" since 
it is obvious

Thursday haiku

Rico, despite his 
name, with his full lack of skills 
won't ever get rich

Wednesday haiku

I'm jealous of plants, 
my wife's outside, says she will 
massage the root balls

Tuesday haiku

Charlotte Rae, Mrs. 
Garrett, gone at ninety two, 
one more fact of life

Monday haiku

Seattle, my wet 
home in the northwestern moist 
part of the country

Weekend haiku

My Community 
Emergency Response Test 
was a disaster 

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Jill has attitude 
for days, but sometimes will use 
it all up in one

Friday haiku

Prawn yakisoba, 
side order of gyoza, 
Take-out Friday night

Thursday haiku

Being a fan of 
records, I'll buy them, and then 
take them for a spin

Wednesday haiku

Dogwood tree in full 
bloom, I notice that it's bark 
is worse than it's white