Weekend haiku

Humility is 
something you show to make the 
lesser folks feel good 

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Another haiku? 
Your attention span must be 
incredibly short

Friday haiku

On his cellphone, in 
the rain, he waited with great 
precipitation

Thursday haiku

There are so many 
folks sick in my office, I'm 
disinfecting me

Wednesday haiku

If you want to learn 
how to masturbate, you need 
some hands-on training

Tuesday haiku

When work begins to 
get Andy down, he knows it's 
time for more coffee

Monday haiku

The leftovers tried 
to take over the world, but 
Curses! Foiled again!

Weekend haiku

I am so tired 
of being tired, I'm now 
tired of that too 

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When I have to be 
the mature one in the room, 
you're in big trouble

Friday haiku

Bill needs a whiskey, 
would be happy with a beer, 
but orders iced tea

Thursday haiku

He knew he was bored 
when he realized that he 
was watching hockey

Wednesday haiku

She asks if I want 
sugar in my tea, I smile 
back, all caps and crowns

Tuesday haiku

The turkey peered through 
their window, feathers unfurled, 
a true peeping Tom

Monday haiku

If we're pushing for 
equality, don't focus 
on our differences

Weekend haiku

Sally is always 
smiling, like she's a ray of 
eternal sunshine 

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Time marches on, so 
just stay out of the middle 
of the parade route

Friday haiku

She complains there's no 
one here to take her money. 
That's why I come here.

Thursday haiku

This restaurant is 
full of pathetic, single 
men. Wait. I'm here. Damn!

Wednesday haiku

The trees know, but due 
to our arrogant ways, they 
will not be talking

Tuesday haiku

Watched "The Time Machine",
now I'm hoping I'm able
to get that time back

Monday haiku

When I run, I tend 
to look like an extra from 
"Chariots of Fire"

Weekend haiku

Lunch walks with a friend 
are even more special when 
you can find treasures 

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Dark spots, blemishing, 
aging, it must be rough to 
be a banana

Friday haiku

Procrastinating 
to go back in, the sun lures 
me to be tardy

Thursday haiku

The handsaw she found 
couldn't commit murder, but 
would help with clean-up

Wednesday haiku

The "knife" Jill found in 
the woods was a handsaw; she's 
not a gardener

Tuesday haiku

Cathy is not the 
sharpest tool in the shed, and 
slightly rusty too

Monday haiku

The intervention 
for Zeus, all his friends told him, 
"Say no to Kracken!"

Weekend haiku

Almost every yard, 
every garden, she wants to 
stop and help them weed 

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His contract ending 
on sea monsters, Zeus told us, 
"Re-lease the Kracken!"