Wednesday haiku

She struts on by in 
a flag bikini, so I 
salute, just because

Tuesday haiku

There are stories and 
sightings of Bigfoot, but not 
his cousin, Bighand

Monday haiku

Bill sees "Bring your child 
to work day" as a chance to  
pawn off stale candy

Weekend haiku

Bill sees "Bring your child 
to work day" as a nice chance 
for some free labor 

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Bill sees "Bring your child 
to work day" as a chance to 
catch a new disease

Friday haiku

Bill sees "Bring your child 
to work day" like a modern 
version of "Scared Straight"

Thursday haiku

The California 
Umbrella Company is 
known for their sun shades

Wednesday haiku

Quasimodo placed 
a bet, not sure it would win, 
but he had a hunch

Tuesday haiku

In karate class, 
Ray's afraid, so his belt is 
forever yellow

Monday haiku

Ray wears a t-shirt, 
but since it is August, it's 
also a sweatshirt

Weekend haiku

When the snakes curl up 
on Medusa's head, it looks 
like she's got a perm 

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Whether it be weight 
loss or backpacking, Julie 
thinks every ounce counts

Friday haiku

After a breakup, 
Jill's feelings always tend to 
change from soft to hard

Thursday haiku

She wore a black "Las 
Vegas" t-shirt, as if to 
tell you, "Place your bets!"

Wednesday haiku

We are all marching 
outside with pride, which sure beats 
inside with deep shame

Tuesday haiku

A sunny Monday 
after rainy weekends is 
a waste of blue sky

Monday haiku

A sunny Monday 
after a rainy weekend 
makes God laugh so hard

Weekend haiku

Delivering pee 
to the vet for more tests, it's 
luckily not mine 

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Enemies of the 
library: moisture, bugs and 
most Republicans

Friday haiku

Thank the deity 
of your preference, the last 
work day has arrived

Thursday haiku

In making homemade 
jam, I realize it's just 
fruit-flavored sugar

Wednesday haiku

The dairy fairy 
delivers milk to those kids 
who are tolerant

Tuesday haiku

Jill thinks she's a force 
of nature, but then acts like 
a force of hature

Monday haiku

Nicole would be more 
humble, but humility 
clashes with awesome

Weekend haiku

Nicole would be more 
humble, but then why deny 
being wonderful 

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Nicole would be more 
humble, but then she'd be great 
at humility

Friday haiku

Nicole would be more 
humble, but then, if she did, 
she would be perfect

Thursday haiku

Most firefighters 
don't seem to enjoy foods with 
a smoky flavor

Wednesday haiku

Nicole would be more 
humble if she wasn't so 
damn great to start with

Tuesday haiku

My arguments with 
most Flat Earthers always tend   
to go round and round

Monday haiku

Authenticity 
is being who you are, or 
faking it real well