Tuesday haiku

I've abandoned far 
more haiku in my sleep than 
most people will read

Monday haiku

I'm having dinner 
with friends, well not quite friends, but 
co-workers at least

Weekend haiku

Most pumpkins prefer 
Halloween, the one time of 
year they find their smile 

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When the smart man's brain 
misfired, they said it was 
a stroke of genius

Friday haiku

Dentists can be loud, 
boisterous, unruly, crude, 
but mostly mouthy

Thursday haiku

Giving is better 
than receiving, though neither 
can beat returning

Wednesday haiku

As the fridge hums and 
tree lights glisten, I give her 
my Christmas pickle

Tuesday haiku

Tracking Santa's ride, 
Billy hopes there will be some 
presents left for him

Monday haiku

Jill's dentist told her 
she needed a crown, but she 
wants a tiara

Weekend haiku

The visit to his 
dentist wasn't amusing, 
but still a drill ride 

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Driving towards my 
dentist, I wasn't surprised 
that there was a bridge

Friday haiku

Dentists promise to 
tell the tooth, the whole tooth, and 
nothing but the tooth

Thursday haiku

Julie talks so much, 
she wound up dislocating 
her tongue seven times

Wednesday haiku

Sometimes a woman 
prefers the company of 
anyone but you

Tuesday haiku

We didn't make the 
yuletide gay, as the yuletide 
had been born that way

Monday haiku

Stuart is smiling 
at work, so all of us know 
something isn't right

Weekend haiku

Printed on her lunch 
bag is one word, "Sorry", so 
her hopes are not high 

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Barry, The Dewey 
Decimal System isn't 
for measuring rain

Friday haiku

Brendan needs to stop 
watching Fox News, unless he 
likes scary movies

Thursday haiku

Flat Earthers, besides 
being paranoid, are just 
real bad at marbles

Wednesday haiku

When you go camping, 
it's not about the structure, 
it's more the in tent

Tuesday haiku

Conference call in 
one minute, he has to pee, 
either late or wet

Monday haiku

Coffee mug full of 
cold tea, probably due to 
false advertising

Weekend haiku

Sometimes, headaches and 
colds are God's way of telling 
you, "slow the fuck down!" 

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She points to her brain, 
asks, "What's cooking?" I reply, 
"Depends. Mine or yours?"

Friday haiku

Sharon looks through the 
obituaries, searching 
for her ex-boyfriends

Thursday haiku

The older I get, 
the more each afternoon feels 
like I need a nap

Wednesday haiku

His seminar on 
successful seminars was 
under attended

Tuesday haiku

Salt shaker in the 
rain, the pepper grinder sits 
safe inside, laughing

Monday haiku

Nothing quite says a 
miserable vacation like 
palm trees in the rain