Weekend haiku

Turn the volume up 
to nine, because the speakers 
might just blow at ten 

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I think the Green Lantern's 
sidekick was who invented 
the Kato Diet

Friday haiku

Bigfoot may date the 
Abominable Snowman, 
but said, "Not Yeti!"

Thursday haiku

Bigfoot and Sasquatch 
are not the same thing, but they 
do share an agent

Wednesday haiku

New Year's Eve's the last 
chance to do what you'll resolve 
to stop New year's Day

Tuesday haiku

Terrance likes to touch 
everything, which is why he's 
called, "Terry Tactile"

Monday haiku

Looking up at the 
tree branches, all the doggies 
barked loudly, "Bough-wow!"

Weekend haiku

You can always split 
a geode, but you can't put 
it back together 

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In Winter, Batman 
always tends to be wearing 
cowl neck sweaters

Friday haiku

To foster better 
communication, we'll now 
be in separate towns

Thursday haiku

Pagan rituals 
are now Christian holidays, 
Merry Christmas, Friends!

Wednesday haiku

If Jesus also 
brought presents with eternal 
life, he'd be bigger

Tuesday haiku

Santa found out he's 
diabetic from all those 
cookies. Nice work, Kids.

Monday haiku

I miss Bob Ross and 
his happy trees, as the ones 
I paint are angry

Weekend haiku

I'm always an inch 
or two shorter after work 
than when I started 

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I sit outside the 
restaurant, hoping I'll fill 
up on aromas

Friday haiku

True love is never
having to say you're sorry, 
but still saying it

Thursday haiku

I found that where I 
stand, and where I thought I stood, 
are very far apart

Wednesday haiku

Multitasking, on 
his laptop at lunch, smearing 
mustard on the keys

Tuesday haiku

"You can't pull the wool 
over my eyes. That's baaad," 
she said sheepishly

Monday haiku

"I'm the heavyweight 
champion of the world, again," 
he said bashfully

Weekend haiku

Santa lives at the 
North Pole, as taxes are too 
high in Hoboken 

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"Halibut, tuna, 
and salmon, ten bucks a pound," 
he said selfishly

Friday haiku

All of the other 
reindeer have red noses, but 
they follow too close

Thursday haiku

Rudolph, the red-nosed 
reindeer, found out it was just 
a skin condition

Wednesday haiku

Last Christmas I gave 
you my heart, so how about 
a gift card this year

Tuesday haiku

Last Christmas, I gave 
you my heart, so this year, you 
will get a kidney

Monday haiku

Even a sunny 
disposition sees some rain 
once in a great while

Weekend haiku

"I can't do these Road 
pictures without him," Crosby 
once said hopelessly 

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"Where did the dog go 
with my toes," the skeleton 
said defeatedly