Self isolation:
Don't worry, the beach will still
be there when it's done
Tuesday, March 31, 2020
Monday, March 30, 2020
Saturday, March 28, 2020
Weekend haiku
Self isolation:
Just a fancy way to say
I'm unpopular
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Self isolation:
Just a fancy way to say,
"Get away from me."
Just a fancy way to say
I'm unpopular
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Self isolation:
Just a fancy way to say,
"Get away from me."
Friday, March 27, 2020
Thursday, March 26, 2020
Wednesday, March 25, 2020
Tuesday, March 24, 2020
Monday, March 23, 2020
Saturday, March 21, 2020
Weekend haiku
During a virus
outbreak, stay away from your
touchy-feely friends
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Coronavirus:
because we don't have enough
to freak out about
outbreak, stay away from your
touchy-feely friends
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Coronavirus:
because we don't have enough
to freak out about
Friday, March 20, 2020
Thursday, March 19, 2020
Wednesday, March 18, 2020
Tuesday, March 17, 2020
Monday, March 16, 2020
Saturday, March 14, 2020
Weekend haiku
Beer makes everything
better, except for the jerk
who's had too much beer
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You know it's time to
come home when both you and your
luggage are broken
better, except for the jerk
who's had too much beer
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You know it's time to
come home when both you and your
luggage are broken
Friday, March 13, 2020
Thursday, March 12, 2020
Wednesday, March 11, 2020
Tuesday, March 10, 2020
Monday, March 9, 2020
Saturday, March 7, 2020
Weekend haiku
The entire tread
peeled off of my shoe, so this
white boy has no sole
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I sold my soul to
the devil for fortune and
fame, he took my shoe
peeled off of my shoe, so this
white boy has no sole
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I sold my soul to
the devil for fortune and
fame, he took my shoe
Friday, March 6, 2020
Thursday, March 5, 2020
Wednesday, March 4, 2020
Tuesday, March 3, 2020
Monday, March 2, 2020
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