Wednesday haiku

 Imagine that! In  

last night's debate, Trump was a  

liar and bully

Tuesday haiku

 I've had a head cold  

for a week. I shouldn't have  

bought the welcome mat

Monday haiku

 I've had a head cold  

for a week. I'd kick it out,  

but it's paying rent

Weekend haiku

 The grizzly donned a  

party hat, just to wish you  

a Happy Bearthday  

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I've found the best way  

to avoid car accidents  

is to kayak more

Friday haiku

 The young men practice  

their karate, while hoping  

they never use it

Thursday haiku

 We take attendance  

because the government won't  

let us take money

Wednesday haiku

 Don't take career or  

life advice from anyone  

without a career

Tuesday haiku

 Tyrannosaurus  

Rex is extinct because they  

weren't very well armed

Monday haiku

 There is no greater  

happiness in the world than  

a dog with a stick

Weekend haiku

Somewhere nearby, a  

woodpecker knocks and knocks and  

knocks. Will you answer??  

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The morning peace and  

solitude are lost as soon  

as the children rise

Friday haiku

 The cedar accepts  

the morning sun rising up  

and taking a bough

Thursday haiku

 Anyone who bugs  

Bill before his coffee is  

a mourning person

Wednesday haiku

 Coffee allows you  

to be awake at a time  

you'd much rather sleep

Tuesday haiku

 While everyone else  

stood in line for ice cream, she  

just wanted coffee

Monday haiku

Jill says she's sitting  

pretty, but from my view, it  

seems she's just sitting 

Weekend haiku

 During his lunch break,  

Josh finally finished his book,  

finding every Waldo  

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Jill would go outside  

much more, it it wasn't for  

bugs, dirt and Billy

Friday haiku

 Trump wants to purchase  

Greenland, because it's one thing  

he hasn't screwed up

Thursday haiku

 The puppy was so  

happy to see her, he pee'd  

his exuberance

Wednesday haiku

 Dark chocolate mochas  

are coffee drinks for all those  

who don't like coffee

Tuesday haiku

 Mama cries, "Jesus",  

Papa yells, "Damn", and I say  

something inbetween

Monday haiku

 If Trump's a builder,  

why's he trying to tear down  

our democracy?

Weekend haiku

 Creamy lobster, shrimp  

and mozzarella baked on  

a Cali Roll- YUM!  

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Sometimes, it is not  

the number of books sold, but  

the poems written

Friday haiku

 Legislation is  

useless, we'll solve mass shootings  

with hopes and prayers

Thursday haiku

 Based on all the mass  

shootings, we're going to need  

more hopes and prayers

Wednesday haiku

 Everyone says Bill  

has a big heart, which means he  

will need surgery

Tuesday haiku

 Her dress is such a  

vibrant blue, the sky above  

is a bit jealous