Wednesday haiku

 Ben Kenobi's Dry  

Gin:  Super strong, up front, but  

light on the finish

Tuesday haiku

 Death Star Straight Bourbon:  

A taste so big and bold, one  

shot will destroy you

Monday haiku

Palpatine's Dark Rum:  

Just one sip will truly bring  

you back from the dead

Weekend haiku

Lando's Ninety Proof  

Vodka: One bottle will get  

you to Cloud City  

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Rey's Mystery Hooch:  

We don't know where it comes from,  

but it's really strong

Friday haiku

 Kylo Ren Boxed Wine:  

It's dark, red, and so damn bad  

that it's almost good

Thursday haiku

 Darth's Imperial  

Stout: For when you want to slip  

into the dark side

Wednesday haiku

 Yoda's Agave  

Tequila: For those times when  

real buzzed you must get

Tuesday haiku

 Princess Leia's Pure  

Moonshine: To help you forget  

kissing your brother

Monday haiku

 Skywalker's Two Moon  

Blue Milk liquor: For when your  

parents aren't around

Weekend haiku

 Spring in the garden,  

all this new life reminds me  

I need to just breathe  

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Han Solo's single  

malt whiskey: It's okay if  

you take a shot first

Friday haiku

No matter how hard  

I search...marbles...everywhere,  

none of them are mine

Thursday haiku

 Simple cinnamon  

is sensational, sinful  

and scintillating 

Wednesday haiku

 In the heat contest,  

 the biggest ghost pepper thought  

he was a shu-in

Tuesday haiku

 The smug ghost pepper  

said to the little onion,  

"Pearl, I'm where heat's at!"

Monday haiku

 I don't understand  

why poetry in movies  

is always so lame

Weekend haiku

I've found it's best not  

to fix your direction, just  

your destination  

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Dining etiquette  

for cats: I'll eat what you give  

me, but I want yours

Friday haiku

 The carpenter's wife  

is joyous, as he's expert  

at the tongue in groove

Thursday haiku

 The chairman didn't  

like it very much when his  

meetings got tabled

Wednesday haiku

The chairman liked to  

go to the movies, as he  

loved to pick his seat

Tuesday haiku

 Today has been a  

clash of blue sky and dark rain  

clouds. I can relate.

Monday haiku

 You can tell the map  

is real old with the pictures  

of dragons on it

Weekend haiku

 Jesus tie-dyed for  

our sins.  C'mon, with that long  

hair, he's a hippie!  

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A little known fact  

of nature: Many camels  

smoke Pall Malls instead

Friday haiku

Work week over, I'm  

riding this ferry for the  

freedom to explore

Thursday haiku

 Riding the ferry  

across Puget Sound, taking  

in all its beauty 

Wednesday haiku

 Sometimes, I take the  

ferry just to see the world  

I live in anew

Tuesday haiku

I have found there is  

a fine line between hopeful  

and delusional

Monday haiku

 Colin Hay is still  

touring regularly as  

he's a working man