Friday haiku

When friends fade away,  

their memories echo through  

your inner canyon

Thursday haiku

The card shark didn't  

lose one game of poker, he  

didn't give a chip

Wednesday haiku

Feet tickling feet,  

more tickles beneath blankets,

ah, winter romance

Tuesday haiku

Jill finds that every  

sexual encounter brings  

her to sarcasm

Monday haiku

 Doo do doo Doo do  

doo do do do dooo dooo some  

Cantina Band Rum

Weekend haiku

 Jabba the Hutt's Aged  

Barleywine: Drink this if you  

want to get Leia'd  

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Jar Jar's Jamaican  

Rum: It won't make you sick, but  

you will regret this

Friday haiku

 Stormtrooper Stout: When  

you just want that one thing that  

won't quite hit the spot

Thursday haiku

 Jedi Juice: Rollin'  

down the street, smokin' Indo,  

sippin' Jedi Juice

Wednesday haiku

Bail Organa's Ales:  

When things go from bad to worse,

you're gonna need Bail

Tuesday haiku

Queen Amidala  

Port Wines: So fine, no one can  

say, "Naboo" to you

Monday haiku

 Qui-Gon Gin: For those  

times when you want to feel, don't  

think, use your instincts

Weekend haiku

Poe's Coffee Porter:  

Because in space, no one can  

hear you say, "Yummy!"  

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Finn's Chardonnay:  

Fine wines of the First Order,  

even if you're not

Friday haiku

 Dark Lord Barleywine:  

For those long nights when you want  

to just get sith-faced

Thursday haiku

Tusken Raiders Mead:  

Drink this and you'll find nomad  

mead goes unfinished

Wednesday haiku

 Jawa's Mystery  

Spirits: Made from whatever  

bits we could scavenge

Tuesday haiku

The Sarlacc's Easy  

Sipping Gin: It's been aged for  

several thousand years

Monday haiku

Mace Windu's Bad-Ass  

Bourbon: It's what all the cool  

Jedi are drinking

Weekend haiku

Ewok's Cheap Moonshine:  

It's primitive, but it will  

sure get the job done  

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Ewok's Cheap Moonshine:  

It's better than being jabbed  

with a pointed stick

Friday haiku

The Force's Frozen  

Daquiri Mix: Our simple  

slogan- Just use it!

Thursday haiku

C3PO's Gold  

Label Rum: When you want to  

make it to the end

Wednesday haiku

BB8's Fine Scotch  

Whiskey: When you want to keep  

the good times rolling

Tuesday haiku

R2D2's Light  

Rum: One sip and you'll forget  

how to use your words

Monday haiku

Rose's Fine Rose':  

A spicy flavor that then  

quickly disappears

Weekend haiku

Mandalorian  

Beer Deliveries: For when  

you can't show your face  

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Admiral Ackbar's  

Belgian Beers: With Ackbar's, you'll  

know it's a Trappist!

Friday haiku

 Baby Yoda's One  

Glass Wines: For those times when you  

just want a little

Thursday haiku

Chewbacca Lager:  

Big and strong, it's the one beer  

you want by your side