Tuesday haiku

They're watering at  

the cemetery. If there's  

a sprout, you should run!

Monday haiku

I'm supposed to be  

asleep, but my brain keeps on  

doing somersaults 

Weekend haiku

Inside, waiting to  

get my teeth cleaned, so they'll shine  

like the sun outside  

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I want to learn new  

words that aren't Covid, Heat Dome,  

Trump or Pandemic

Friday haiku

The Friday after  

Thanksgiving means the Christmas  

displays are months old

Thursday haiku

Thanksgiving is the  

one day I am allowed to  

tell you to "stuff it"

Wednesday haiku

Thanksgiving is the  

one day I can hope will be  

a turkey for you

Tuesday haiku

Dogs are happiness  

and unconditional love,  

unless you've been bit

Monday haiku

I'd enjoy all the  

family photos much more if  

there were less of me

Weekend haiku

Do we call those folks  

who support the guy who killed  

George Floyd, Chauvinists?  

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It is so dang hot  

in my house right now, even  

my spleen is sweating

Friday haiku

Most prophets you see  

care less about prophecy,  

more their profits, see?

Thursday haiku

Printed on the trash  

bin were the words, "Empty when  

full". That is so Zen!

Wednesday haiku

In an alternate  

universe, Loki lives, but  

Hulk still smashes stuff

Tuesday haiku

In an alternate  

universe, Weaver wouldn't  

have crushed my spirit

Monday haiku

In an alternate  

universe, I'm a poet,  

and poets are Gods

Weekend haiku

Shena says the world  

doesn't revolve around me,  

but she might be wrong  

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Shena says the world  

doesn't revolve around me,  

but she knows it does

Friday haiku

Shena says the world  

doesn't revolve around me,  

but I wish it did

Thursday haiku

This chili gave me  

so much gas, price per gallon,  

I'm worth a fortune

Wednesday haiku

This chili gave me  

so much gas, I could drive to  

California...twice

Tuesday haiku

Let's party like it  

is 1999, and  

wish Prince was still here

Monday haiku

Let's party like it    

is 1999, but  

without Fentanyl

Weekend haiku

Michael writes poems,  

and haikus as well, for the  

long and short of it  

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Let's party like it  

is 1999, but  

without Y2K

Friday haiku

Bonnie Tyler's rasp  

almost saves "Total Eclipse  

of the Heart". Almost.

Thursday haiku

Facebook changing their  

name doesn't change what is the  

Meta with Facebook

Wednesday haiku

I'm going to bend  

metal. No, not with my mind.  

I will use a forge.

Tuesday haiku

Cat philosophy  

101: no matter what  

you do, shed happens

Monday haiku

My doctor says I  

have a virus, I think it's  

from my computer