Monday haiku

Putin started a  

war in Ukraine.  He puts the  

dic in dictator

Weekend haiku

Hamilton isn't  

much of a drinker, as he's  

only got one shot  

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Watch out for Aaron  

Burr, as he's got a duel  

personality

Friday haiku

It's getting colder  

though the sun is up. Oh, your  

mother must be here

Thursday haiku

The Queen of Spades went  

to the clubs seeking diamonds,  

while breaking some hearts

Wednesday haiku

Bobcat hunts ducks on  

golf course, gets the birdie, but  

wanted an eagle

Tuesday haiku

The main reason I  

give blood, I must admit, is  

just for the cookies

Monday haiku

It's President's Day:  

To celebrate, go out and  

spend a few dead ones

Weekend haiku

My dentist visits  

make sure the nightmares about  

crumbling teeth aren't true  

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Sometimes, a day off  

means sleeping in, reading a  

book, just unplugging

Friday haiku

If you believe a  

lie long enough, it slowly  

will become your truth

Thursday haiku

If physical and  

mental scars are beautiful,  

I must be stunning

Wednesday haiku

Kissing a frog gets  

you a prince, while licking one,  

you can watch prints move

Tuesday haiku

Some say kissing a  

frog could yield a prince, but what  

would licking get you?

Monday haiku

The older we get,  

the most common words we use  

are now "What?" and "Huh?"

Weekend haiku

Calvin Broadus is  

at the big game, so we'll call  

it the Snooper Bowl  

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Calvin Broadus was  

picked up by a loader, called  

the Snooper Scooper 

Friday haiku

Opportunity  

only knocks twice, and Bill has  

missed the first seven

Thursday haiku

If laziness were  

an Olympic sport, Bill could  

win gold, but wouldn't

Wednesday haiku

If these children are  

the future, I only give  

us twenty years, tops.

Tuesday haiku

This migraine's so bad,  

if she wants sex, I'll say yes,  

but enjoy it less

Monday haiku

She's into mushrooms,  

all varieties, plus some  

make her feel real good

Weekend haiku

The forecast around  

Susan is stormy, as she  

always brings the rain  

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Shooting 45's  

with his 45, skeet-style,  

all her songs destroyed

Friday haiku

When consequences  

are accepted for actions  

made, we'll all grow up

Thursday haiku

Some folk's favorite  

part of winter is Hallmark  

holiday movies

Wednesday haiku

I used to write at  

a fever pitch, but now I  

seemed to have cooled down

Tuesday haiku

Every day I write  

in seventeen syllables  

for just a few folks