Weekend haiku

Prostitutes moving  

towards the sunset would be  

known as westward ho's  

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When a person says  

they could be anywhere, they  

mean just not right here

Friday haiku

You can get real high  

without marijuana, but  

weed is easier

Thursday haiku

She sings with such an  

ache in her voice, all her songs  

sound bruised and beaten

Wednesday haiku

I run down every  

dream, every hope, and hold on  

for all that I'm worth

Tuesday haiku

If you have never  

been hurt, just understand, it  

will be coming soon

Monday haiku

There will be more days,  

both good and bad, but keep your  

mind on this moment

Weekend haiku

It's another gray  

afternoon, rain threatening,  

so I stay inside  

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I look down upon  

his simple rhymes, but he's sold  

way more books than me

Friday haiku

You may not like their  

stingers or bad moods, but bees  

know how to beehive

Thursday haiku

 Friends are not always  

around, but they are always  

there when you need them

Wednesday haiku

Early morning, the  

day full of promises that  

haven't been broken

Tuesday haiku

Early morning, sun  

golden in the sky, the day  

full of promises

Monday haiku

With this last launch of  

her dreams, the capsule rises,  

but never breaks free

Weekend haiku

Hummingbirds don't hum.  

They sing poorly, scratchy, shrill.  

Maybe they should hum.  

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Before the concert,  

we stare at the empty stage,  

ready for music

Friday haiku

Bill says he's king of  

sarcasm, or maybe that  

is his one attempt

Thursday haiku

She's had surgery  

on her knee, so now she can  

out hike all of us

Wednesday haiku

I find torn clothing  

is less fashionable, and  

more trashionable

Tuesday haiku

Bad golfers are like  

divining rods, both know how  

to find the water

Monday haiku

Is today the last  

day I'll ever write haiku?  

Maybe tomorrow

Weekend haiku

A friend said, "While I  

don't like poetry, I like  

what you do."  "Thanks!...wait?!?"  

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Schizophrenia  

doesn't allow you access  

to the carpool lanes

Friday haiku

We now know Will Smith  

can't take a joke, but Chris Rock  

sure can take a hit

Thursday haiku

Will Smith may have slapped  

Chris Rock, but it's Will's career  

that will take the hit

Wednesday haiku

If Will Smith had slapped  

The Rock, instead of Chris Rock,  

he'd be in traction

Tuesday haiku

In my life, I don't  

need a scarecrow, I need a  

scareracistpeople

Monday haiku

Without trying too  

hard, a scarecrow can be out  

standing in it's field

Weekend haiku

Another migraine,  

another reason to be  

jealous of scarecrows  

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In your life, you'll face  

plenty of Putins; strive to  

be a Zelensky

Friday haiku

They named their baby  

"Lincoln". Maybe he'll grow up  

to be a logger