Weekend haiku

She's so far away  

from home, she's forgotten how  

to start going back  

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She's so far away  

from home, she can't say that she's  

truly living here

Friday haiku

Trojan Horse is not  

the code name used to order  

extra-large condoms

Thursday haiku

They said their big dog  

was a Great Dane, but I thought  

it was just okay

Wednesday haiku

 I have been smoking  

cannabis to help me with  

writing my high-ku

Tuesday haiku

Bears have been eating  

cannabis to assist with  

their highbernation

Monday haiku

Concerned, before bed,  

a pill and CBD oil,  

migraine averted

Weekend haiku

At fifteen point one  

percent, her beer, while smooth, will  

make tomorrow rough  

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On the edge of a  

migraine, pain in front of me,  

I breathe and step back

Friday haiku

Ambulance sirens  

grow louder, remind you, your  

day could be much worse

Thursday haiku

It's late July, but  

Summer has finally come,  

while Fall waits nearby

Wednesday haiku

Finally off work,  

I'm now at the dentist. I'm  

not sure which is worse.

Tuesday haiku

Our one day in the  

rainforest, it rained. Now, I  

need a sunforest.

Monday haiku

I only stayed one  

night at the Hostel, as the  

staff was so angry

Weekend haiku

I'm not cruel, but I  

will squeeze grapes until they let  

out a little wine  

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The hummingbird buzz,  

louder than a bee, makes me  

happy it can't sing

Friday haiku

Boobytrap backwards  

is partyboob; I would  

prefer the latter

Thursday haiku

We're going to the  

coast to hang out with friends, I  

hope there are no waves

Wednesday haiku

Scrolling is the new  

paper shuffle, either way,  

an awkward silence

Tuesday haiku

It feels mighty strange  

that the group, The Proud Boys,  

don't agree with Pride

Monday haiku

Your dog peed on my  

tent, so I am going to  

pee on your trailer

Weekend haiku

You see a baby,  

I see eighteen years of cash  

drain and servitude  

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Raining in July,  

the summer sun coming in  

a more liquid form

Friday haiku

If we start calling  

women's bodies a firearm,  

will they have more rights?

Thursday haiku

Rabbits can't get their  

pompadours to look just right  

as they have wild hares

Wednesday haiku

Amongst lubricants,  

crude oil always tends to tell  

the dirtiest jokes

Tuesday haiku

Young girls don't have to  

wear masks in school, but they're forced  

to have a baby

Monday haiku

The Fourth of July:  

Celebrate freedom, except  

all pregnant women

Weekend haiku

The Bovine Gospel  

Choir sings the "Hallemoojah  

Chorus" on Sundays  

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The Supreme Court has  

overturned Roe V. Wade, now  

all rights are in doubt

Friday haiku

I don't understand  

the allure of Vegas, the  

lights don't attract me