Monday haiku

Atlanta Falcons:  

Dead last in the NFC  

and tastes like chicken

Weekend haiku

Philadelphia  

Eagles: Soaring once more, but  

can they truly fly?  

------------------------------------------  

New Orleans Saints: Still  

wishing that they could have a  

strong Brees at their backs 

Friday haiku

The Carolina  

Panthers: Never seem to get  

out of the jungle

Thursday haiku

Indianapolis  

Colts: want to run like mustangs,  

but play like ponies

Wednesday haiku

Baltimore Ravens:  

Are always playing like they  

just got their wings clipped

Tuesday haiku

Buffalo Bills: Now  

giving New Yorkers a chance  

to believe again

Monday haiku

Kansas City Chiefs:  

Has all fans believing there's  

no place like Mahomes

Weekend haiku

The Los Angeles  

Chargers: Have a quarterback  

now, is it enough?  

-----------------------------------  

Miami Dolphins:  

Maybe they would play better  

back in the water

Friday haiku

Washington Redskins:  

Oh wait! Now the Commanders.  

Oh wait! They still suck.

Thursday haiku

The Minnesota  

Vikings: Still think back fondly  

of Fran Tarkington

Wednesday haiku

The Cincinnati  

Bengals: Every league needs a  

team to lose; they're it

Tuesday haiku

Chicago Bears: Used  

to be great, one of the best,  

but now, not so much

Monday haiku

New England: Called the  

Patriots, but they should be  

called the Big Cheaters

Weekend haiku

The Jacksonville  

Jaguars: Sometimes they win a  

game, but mostly don't  

-------------------------------------  

Green Bay Packers: Put  

all their hopes on Aaron, but  

still lose the big games

Friday haiku

Dallas Cowboys: If  

they're America's team, I  

fear for our country

Thursday haiku

Detroit Lions: Can  

still pull a defeat from the  

jaws of victory

Wednesday haiku

New York Giants: They  

are still wondering when they  

can get Eli back

Tuesday haiku

New York Jets: Even  

when they win games, they are still  

booed by New Yorkers

Monday haiku

Los Angeles Rams:  

The Rodney Dangerfields of  

Football; No respect

Weekend haiku

Tampa Bay Bucs: Sold  

their souls to the Devil, but  

won a championship  

--------------------------------  

Cleveland Browns: Are no  

longer the worst team, and yet  

the dog pound still howls

Friday haiku

Tennessee Titans:  

Changed their name, but still play like  

the Houston Oilers

Thursday haiku

Pittsburgh Steelers: The  

dynasty is crumbling,  

but they are still thugs

Wednesday haiku

Denver Broncos: So  

desperate for quarterbacks,  

but they need a coach

Tuesday haiku

The Arizona  

Cardinals: Great quarterback,  

still mediocre

Monday haiku

Las Vegas Raiders:  

Act menacing, but then play  

like defanged tigers

Weekend haiku

The San Francisco  

Forty-Niners: Their only  

goal? Beat the Seahawks  

----------------------------------  

Jon Gruden: You know  

you're a mess when you're fired by  

the Oakland Raiders