Weekend haiku

New Year's Eve: The last  

chance to do all those things you'll  

soon promise to quit  

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All is quiet on  

New Year's Day, except Bono  

keeps singing that song

Friday haiku

I was in the car  

while she delivered a gift;  

my presence stayed here

Thursday haiku

When the snake found out  

it wasn't poisonous, said,  

"Well, fangs for nothing!"

Wednesday haiku

Spending Christmas Day  

in a hotel bar, looking  

for Christmas spirit

Tuesday haiku

 Spending Christmas Eve  

in a haunted hotel, so  

there's more ghosts tonight

Monday haiku

 Mike Tyson says he  

really likes Christmas. but he  

prefers Boxing Day

Weekend haiku

It's Christmas Eve, so  

Santa is coming tonight!  

Was I good enough?  

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It's Christmas Day, or  

as all my nephews call it,  

"Gimme Gimme Day!"

Friday haiku

It's Christmas Eve eve,  

the elves loading the presents  

and my coal stocking

Thursday haiku

It's three days before  

Christmas. I might be able  

to be good that long

Wednesday haiku

 It seems wrong that when  

you measure a long snake, you  

measure it in feet

Tuesday haiku

When the sock found out  

the hole in him had been fixed,  

he said, "I'll be darned!"

Monday haiku

Seeing friends mainly  

online makes hugs and kisses  

a greater treasure

Weekend haiku

Writing haiku is  

harder than it looks, you must  

make every word count  

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You tried your hand at  

haiku, but found out you need  

a few more fingers

Friday haiku

Depression and gray  

skies affect us all; do your  

best to bring sunshine

Thursday haiku

Most guitarists wish  

that Santana Claus is the  

one bringing presents

Wednesday haiku

Do not think you can  

judge a man until you've walked  

a while in his blues

Tuesday haiku

Someone has drawn the  

curtains to the window of  

my darkening heart

Monday haiku

When the world ends, there  

will just be cockroaches, and  

perhaps Keith Richards

Weekend haiku

If a beer uses  

sarsaparilla, I then  

must root for this beer  

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The "Help the Homeless"  

website is hard to find since  

it has no address

Friday haiku

Seeing your face lit  

by moonlight, maybe I can  

be beautiful too

Thursday haiku

Seeing your face lit  

by moonlight, I'm so glad to  

be on this planet

Wednesday haiku

I've been through the name  

on a horse with no desert.  

Yes, I'm dyslexic.

Tuesday haiku

I have been through the  

desert, and my horse had a  

name. It was Agua.

Monday haiku

Stock markets reward  

the patient, and punish those  

wanting the quick buck

Weekend haiku

With what Elon has  

done to Twitter, he must be  

related to Trump  

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Bill drew pentagrams,  

as drawing hexagrams was  

more than he could count

Friday haiku

Elon bought Twitter  

for forty-four billion, and  

then musked it all up

Thursday haiku

Anyone who knows  

how to pour a good pint, knows  

how to get ahead