Tuesday haiku

Blue sky hints sunshine,  

dark clouds on the horizon  

cannot take a hint

Monday haiku

As a kid, the best  

part of a motel stay was  

the "Magic Fingers"

Weekend haiku

Madonna's face is  

so taut and wrinkle-free, I  

think she ironed it  

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Is it ageist and  

misogynistic to loathe  

plastic surgery? 

Friday haiku

Megan married a  

carpenter, because he's so  

skilled at tongue in groove

Thursday haiku

Why are we surprised  

by his sour opinions?  

His last name's Lemon.

Wednesday haiku

In the shower, I  

wash away the night, and let  

the morning seep in

Tuesday haiku

There are some mornings  

when I try to ignore it,  

but that doesn't work

Monday haiku

 I'm guessing it is  

President's Day, as I keep  

spending all of mine

Weekend haiku

There are some mornings  

when my bladder determines  

when the day begins  

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There are some mornings  

when the bed is so warm, the  

decision's easy

Friday haiku

There are some mornings  

where I wake up alert. Wait,   

those never happen

Thursday haiku

There are some mornings  

when a poem wakes me up  

and begs to be born

Wednesday haiku

There are some mornings  

when I just don't care about  

what needs to be done

Tuesday haiku

 There are some mornings  

where the night before feels like  

a bad idea

Monday haiku

There are some mornings  

when the alarm is so loud  

it wakes up the sun

Weekend haiku

There are some mornings  

when the cats will let us sleep  

in, but those are few  

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There are some mornings  

when even the sun doesn't  

want this to start yet

Friday haiku

There are some mornings  

when just getting up out of  

bed is a triumph

Thursday haiku

There are some mornings  

when you just can't open your  

eyes, but you have to

Wednesday haiku

There are some mornings  

where even the shower feels  

like an enemy

Tuesday haiku

There are some mornings  

when heart and head disagree  

on how to begin

Monday haiku

There are some mornings  

when the night before was just  

an hour ago

Weekend haiku

There are some mornings  

when the night before reminds  

you of what you've done  

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There are some mornings  

when the night before reminds  

you that this must stop

Friday haiku

There are some mornings  

when the day begins whether  

you want it or not

Thursday haiku

There are some mornings  

where you face the day, even  

though you don't want to

Wednesday haiku

There are some mornings  

when it is better to sleep  

until afternoon