Friday haiku

Everyone believes  

the world revolves around them,    

but they're wrong, it's me

Thursday haiku

 Vacation begins,  

visiting a new country;  

first stop: McDonalds

Wednesday haiku

Vacation begins,  

no work for ten days, and yet  

I just want to sleep

Tuesday haiku

He drives like he owns  

the road, and based on his bank  

account, he doesn't

Monday haiku

 Due to Simon and  

Garfunkel, I could never  

trust a Cecilia

Weekend haiku

John Mellencamp may  

still fight authority, but  

it's old age that's won  

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As you get older,  

you'll find life's still short, even  

on the longest days

Friday haiku

With his wrinkles, John  

Mellencamp now has nothing  

to do with Cougars

Thursday haiku

He may now be John  

Mellencamp, but for me he'll  

always be Cougar

Wednesday haiku

Testing negative  

on all her Covid tests seems  

to be positive

Tuesday haiku

According to the  

Catholic Church, everything  

is apostle-ble

Monday haiku

Autotune makes bad  

singers sound like machines that  

can't sing very well

Weekend haiku

If I squint real hard  

I can see blue skies coming,  

so I'll keep squinting  

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Comic-Con reminds  

me, while I'm nerdy, I am  

quite low on the scale

Friday haiku

Based on most men's rooms,  

and parking spaces, I will  

never go hunting

Thursday haiku

Waiting for Spring to  

arrive so I can, maybe,  

finally thaw out

Wednesday haiku

My toes are frozen  

and fingers numb, I guess I  

should turn up the heat

Tuesday haiku

Moving your wedding  

date up usually means  

a bump in your plans

Monday haiku

 February snows  

remind you Winter can last  

a really long time

Weekend haiku

There are some evenings  

when "Just one more row" can mean  

knitting until dawn  

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Cheesecake Factory:  

where the menu's thicker than  

the novels you've read

Friday haiku

There are some evenings  

where the need to stay awake  

is greater than sleep

Thursday haiku

Spending my day off  

in a car dealership. I  

know how to party!

Wednesday haiku

There are some evenings  

when the decisions you made  

were not your best moves

Tuesday haiku

There are some evenings  

when you want to go out, but  

your brain says, "Stay home!"

Monday haiku

There are some evenings  

when you want to go out, but  

your body says, "no!"

Weekend haiku

There will come a night  

when the choice you make will change  

your life. No pressure.  

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There are some evenings  

when you work to perfect your  

slug imitation

Friday haiku

There are some mornings  

when the pains of last night have  

eased, but not by much

Thursday haiku

Hummingbird buzzes  

by this rainy day, brings some  

color to my gray

Wednesday haiku

Waiting for my next  

meeting to begin, hoping  

I'll soon be set free