Thursday haiku

Washingtonians  

need a few days of sunshine  

to burn off the moss

Wednesday haiku

 The sun's up, blue sky,  

birds singing, and yet, inside  

my heart, it's raining

Tuesday haiku

Car camping: Because  

you want to sleep in the woods,  

but with loud neighbors

Monday haiku

 Camping: Because a  

television, king bed and  

roof is for sissies

Weekend haiku

Camping: Just a thin  

layer of fabric between  

you and animals  

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Camping: Because you  

find sleeping at home is far  

too comfortable

Friday haiku

Once the Zen Buddhist  

achieved nirvana, he was  

then seen everywhere

Thursday haiku

The Zen Buddhist placed  

his coffee order, "Make me  

one with everything"

Wednesday haiku

One moon shines on the  

lake, but when I drop a stone  

in, a thousand moons

Tuesday haiku

Please Kanye, get back  

on your medication. We  

know this isn't you

Monday haiku

I ate so many  

fries yesterday, I think my  

rear end now has eyes

Weekend haiku

In Portland for one  

more night, then depart the Rose  

for the Emerald  

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I ate so much food  

yesterday, I think today  

will go by so fast

Friday haiku

After a day of  

spotty showers, sun appears  

in it's own spotlight

Thursday haiku

Forecast is spotty  

showers, so pick a spot where  

the showers are not

Wednesday haiku

After visiting  

the home of the Rat King, I  

found I wanted cheese

Tuesday haiku

On the naked bike  

ride, I'm the one cyclist  

that is fully clothed

Monday haiku

She proudly showed me  

her birthday suit, but it needs  

a good ironing

Weekend haiku

She's left me for a  

cheesemaker, so I'm certain,  

she's gone for gouda  

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I'm writing this down,  

this thought is now rooted, stuck,  

no longer can fly

Friday haiku

I stare at the door,  

watching for movement, waiting  

for her to arrive

Thursday haiku

Olivia Newton  

John has passed, and now our tears  

are multiplying

Wednesday haiku

In a trailer park  

called "Paradise", nobody  

feels like they've made it

Tuesday haiku

I will never grow  

up, but if I'm gonna grow  

old, I will with you

Monday haiku

In the breeze of a  

clear blue day, I still somehow  

feel fuzzy and stale

Weekend haiku

This cool morning air  

before the heat of the day  

is my favorite  

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Sometimes a person  

must travel far away to  

appreciate home