Thursday haiku

You may be a girl  

with a biblical name, but  

you are the devil

Wednesday haiku

I apologize  

for this song about the end  

of the world. It's sad!

Tuesday haiku

I may be a bit  

old for an all-ages show.  

I screw up the curve.

Monday haiku

I may be a bit  

old for an all-ages show.  

I'm creepy old guy!

Weekend haiku

Blue sky October,  

I'll relish the sun before  

gray sky November  

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The blue sky reminds  

me I don't look forward to  

the storms that will come

Friday haiku

Blue sky October,  

even Mother Nature won't  

admit Summer's gone

Thanksgiving haiku

He has plenty to  

be thankful for: family, friends,  

dogs and Doctor Who

Wednesday haiku

Blue sky October,  

sun low on the horizon,  

some warmth still lingers  

Tuesday haiku

It may be a new  

laptop, but I'm still having  

the same old problems

Monday haiku

Sometimes, the leaf gets  

to decide when it's time to  

pull away and fall

Weekend haiku

Knife handling skills  

can lead you to becoming  

a chopaholic  

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When you're chopping up  

vegetables, it can get  

a little dicey

Friday haiku

Looking back, I see  

I was Mister Give, while she  

truly was Miss Take

Thursday haiku

 The restaurant's called  

"The Nest". I'm worried who  

will chew my food first

Wednesday haiku

Cherry blossoms fall  

earlier than normal, they  

know Bob Redmond's gone

Tuesday haiku

Disappointment looms,  

my team is not good this year,  

yet maybe, maybe

Monday haiku

 Nobody wants to  

smell the dumpster while they are  

enjoying the meal

Weekend haiku

I would move mountains  

for you, so let me know where  

you want them moved to  

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The creek trickles slow,  

meandering the forest.  

All the frogs are gone

Friday haiku

The cat had transformed,  

meowing so loudly she  

had made herself horse

Thursday haiku

She may be wearing  

a rainbow skirt, but her mood  

is more like storm clouds

Wednesday haiku

Admiral Ackbar's  

brand new line of beer handle  

products: "It's a Tap!"

Tuesday haiku

Admiral Ackbar's  

brand new line of women's health  

products: "It's a Pap!"

Monday haiku

Admiral Ackbar's  

brand new line of tortilla  

sandwich: "It's a Wrap!"

Weekend haiku

Admiral Ackbar's  

brand new line of camera  

holders: "It's a Strap!"  

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Admiral Ackbar's  

got a new line of coffee  

drink blends: "It's a Frappe!"

Friday haiku

Admiral Ackbar's  

got a new line of Christmas  

paper: "It's a Wrap!"

Thursday haiku

Admiral Ackbar's  

got a new line of knitted  

headwear: "It's a cap!"

Wednesday haiku

Admiral Ackbar's  

got a new line of maple  

syrups: "It's a Sap!"