Weekend haiku

 The smell of something  

burning coming from your fan  

means you'll be warm soon  

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I'm lonely, and you're  

lonely, so why can't we be  

lonely together?

Friday haiku

 The smell of something  

burning coming from your fan  

is not a good sign

Thursday haiku

They kept marching on,  

walking, not knowing where they  

were headed, or why  

Wednesday haiku

 Christmas traditions  

tend to be broken only  

when they're forced to be

Tuesday haiku

You know the magic's  

gone, when for Christmas, she does  

not want your package

Christmas haiku

Driving back home on  

Christmas Day, clear roads will be  

the best gift of all

Weekend haiku

Christmas Eve morning,  

the best gift she gave me was  

the chance to sleep in  

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Newberg: where the streets  

close up at five; on Christmas  

Eve, closer to four

Friday haiku

I love the Solstice  

because, I admit, I'm still  

afraid of the dark

Thursday haiku

Able to sound like  

James Earl Jones in Star Wars, Bill's  

a Master Vader

Wednesday haiku

Able to put worms  

on hooks in record time, Bill's  

a Master Baiter

Tuesday haiku

"Jeans aren't conducive  

to prostitution", she said,  

but how does she know?

Monday haiku

Matthew Perry has  

passed away, could the news BE  

any more tragic

Weekend haiku

Matthew Perry has  

passed away, so all of us  

now have one less friend  

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Matthew Perry has  

passed away, and so now he  

can't be there for us

Friday haiku

Staring at the pair  

of dice, he then realized  

his genie was deaf

Thursday haiku

The stubborn leaves wave  

to me from bare branches, to  

urge me to hang on

Wednesday haiku

I'm so happy the  

weekend is near, I'm willing  

to start it early

Tuesday haiku

I don't know where to  

begin, how to begin, so  

I won't start quite yet

Monday haiku

Pure sunshine in late  

November is a treasure  

not to be wasted

Weekend haiku

With Winter's first freeze,  

banana leaves shrivel and  

shrink, a stranger here  

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Poets trying to  

write down their deepest thoughts, but  

must come up for air

Friday haiku

The city asked me  

to hand over my birds, but  

I don't give a flock

Thursday haiku

Staying healthy seems  

to be more expensive than  

letting myself go

Wednesday haiku

The Healthcare system  

sure seems to have forgotten  

about health and care

Tuesday haiku

Getting a vaccine  

and flu shot takes more effort  

than just being sick

Monday haiku

The moon is jealous  

of how you shine and glow with  

darkness all around

Weekend haiku

She said I had the  

voice of an angle, and I  

knew I'd been obtuse  

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Sleeping in can be  

the second or third best thing  

you can do in bed

Friday haiku

I believe we should  

be less about our race, and  

more about our care