Wednesday haiku

I have a scar in  

my eye, so my macula  

must be part pirate

Tuesday haiku

If I hear one more  

Mister Roger's joke, I'll hit  

you with my loafers

Monday haiku

In picking out my  

new pair of glasses, I find  

out I have been framed

Weekend haiku

My fingers and toes  

are numb. It's either cold, or  

please call the doctor  

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The sexy model  

in the cute glasses makes me  

rethink my contacts

Friday haiku

The bottom row of  

the vision chart spelled out, "U  

C A N T C"

Thursday haiku

At the eye doctor,  

they said I did well, and I  

was a good pupil 

Wednesday haiku

The duck doctor lost  

his practice quickly as folks  

said he was a quack

Tuesday haiku

A divine cup of  

coffee can make you feel like  

you just might survive

Monday haiku

Casino is the  

Indian word meaning, "Leave  

all your money here."

Weekend haiku

If someone says, "If  

that's what you want to do," don't  

do it. It's a trap!!  

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That strange noise late at  

night is just one of our cats.  

What else would it be?

Friday haiku

We are flexible.  

We have always done it this  

way and you should too!

Thursday haiku

Sometimes deciding  

what to wear to face the day  

just means pajamas

Wednesday haiku

Writing haiku in  

bed, trying not to get ink  

on the comforter

Tuesday haiku

There are mornings when  

rolling over or facing  

the day takes some thought

Monday haiku

I had a dream too,  

but I was naked in school,  

so his is better

Weekend haiku

Spider web covered  

in morning frost; she has caught  

a feast of dewdrops  

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A slow start to the  

morning means less daylight, but  

far more open eyes

Friday haiku

To escape the drugs  

that were killing him, they gave  

him drugs that killed him

Thursday haiku

I don't know where to  

begin, how to begin, so  

I'll start at the end

Wednesday haiku

Sometimes, words will play  

"You Can't Catch Me", and they are  

usually right

Tuesday haiku

She must be hungry  

because she's chewing her words  

before they escape

Monday haiku

Sinuses clogged, head  

full of wet cloth, I wonder  

when will I be well

Weekend haiku

The network had rules  

for PeeWee's skin color: Paul's  

Pallor Policy  

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She wouldn't describe  

"rizz", saying if we didn't  

know, then we had none

Friday haiku

Recognizing my  

insecurities somehow  

makes me more secure

Thursday haiku

I shouldn't blame you  

for breaking my heart, I did  

put it in your hands

Wednesday haiku

Resolutions are  

made January 1st, and  

broken weeks later

Tuesday haiku

New Year's Eve fireworks  

in a heavy fog, end up  

as just sound effects

Monday haiku

All is quiet on  

New Year's Day; well, all except  

for Bono singing