Friday haiku

Hall and Oates are now  

fighting over their songs. So  

much for harmony

Thursday haiku

When you have someone  

who believes in you that much,  

you can't help but try

Wednesday haiku

Her biggest gift is  

not how much she has done, but  

how much she believes

Tuesday haiku

To see my mentor  

once more, her smile reminding  

me I'm almost there

Memorial Day haiku

 Memorial Day:  

To celebrate all those who  

gave their all for us

Weekend haiku

I've always thought a  

cat party would feature more  

of a smooth Jazz vibe  

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I don't know who he  

is, or why he haunts me, but  

I hate his cigars

Friday haiku

Jerry says, "Be an  

expert at one thing, not just  

fine with lots of things"

Thursday haiku

Sun's out, sky is blue  

but there's a chill in the air.  

False advertising!

Wednesday haiku

Gardens and poems  

can both be home to beauty  

or full of compost

Tuesday haiku

With this child, our chance  

of any extra minutes  

of sleep is now gone

Monday haiku

Employee for three  

decades, wages barely more  

than a fast food cook

Weekend haiku

I've got your picture,  

and she's got you, but I've found  

the picture's better  

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You should be yourself,  

it happens to be the part  

you were born to play

Friday haiku

Anybody who thought  

O.J. would give a deathbed  

confession was wrong

Thursday haiku

In Willy Wonka,  

Violet didn't die, but she  

was depressed a while

Wednesday haiku

When McCartney feels  

lonely, he knows he can still  

wish upon a Starr

Tuesday haiku

Yep, it's my birthday,  

Yep, I'm older. It sure beats  

the alternative

Monday haiku

The clouds clear after  

the eclipse, once the sun stops  

putting on a show

Weekend haiku

The chiropractor  

adjusts people's backs, but he  

makes them pay up front  

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To all the Mothers,  

and even all the Muthas,  

today is your day!

Friday haiku

I'm waiting for her  

outside the Chiropractor.  

It's an adjustment.

Thursday haiku

Morgan threw a chair  

off a roof because someone  

told him to sit down

Wednesday haiku

Any decision  

made after five drinks will be  

a bad decision

Tuesday haiku

Karaoke is  

great when drunk, embarrassing  

once you are sober

Monday haiku

Unlike the eclipse,  

stay away from Julie's path  

of totality

Weekend haiku

The only person  

you should critique is yourself.  

Even then, be kind.  

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Just like the eclipse,  

you shouldn't look directly  

at Courtney either

Friday haiku

Scottish Proverb: If  

a man says he'll buy this round,  

get the money first

Thursday haiku

Scottish Proverb: If  

a man brags he just got laid,  

check his kilt for wool

Wednesday haiku

Scottish Proverb: If  

you want to stand tall and proud,  

you need a long kilt