Weekend haiku

Scott Baio will vote  

for Trump because, even now,  

he's still a Chachi  

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Rob Schneider will vote  

for Donald as he is friends  

with the Trumpmeister

Friday haiku

Kathy Griffin will  

not vote for Trump, though she does  

prefer him a head

Thursday haiku

Zsa Zsa Gabor will  

not vote for Trump because she's  

dead, but still voting

Wednesday haiku

The New York Times will  

not vote for Donald because  

"Trump is Real Bad News"

Tuesday haiku

The pen hovering  

over the paper, all while  

the blank space taunts you

Monday haiku

Giuliani will  

vote for Trump, because at some  

point he lost his spine

Weekend haiku

They say, "A fool and  

his money are soon parted."   

Fireworks are proof  

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Waiting for others  

to do their job so you can  

do yours feels like work

Friday haiku

If we're not meant to  

have late night snacks, why is there  

a light in the fridge?

Thursday haiku

The dinosaurs won't  

ever win a war because  

they're extinct, silly!

Wednesday haiku

The dinosaurs won't  

ever win a war because  

they have little arms

Tuesday haiku

Community is  

the folks who accept and love  

you just as you are

Monday haiku

Today, we seem to  

be living between storms, the  

rains pause as we pass

Friday haiku

She told a hat joke,  

but I have to admit, it  

went over my head

Thursday haiku

To prepare for his  

first child, Bill's not sleeping, and  

staining all his clothes

Wednesday haiku

My father says, "At  

some point, getting older is  

more dare than option."

Tuesday haiku

They say, "No one is  

above the law", but if you're  

rich enough, you'll float

Monday haiku

Trump uses Pecker  

to deny putting pecker  

inside a porn star

Weekend haiku

The Grim Reaper finds  

out their life will be short, and  

they let out a scythe  

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The zebra has been  

captured, behind bars, the stripes  

feel appropriate

Friday haiku

The chief surgeon finds  

out her life will be short, and  

it cuts like a knife

Thursday haiku

The ode writer finds  

out her life will be short and  

she goes on and on

Wednesday haiku

The brain surgeon finds  

out their life will be short, and  

it's unthinkable

Tuesday haiku

The hand surgeon finds  

out her life will be short, and  

gives life the finger

Monday haiku

The book writer finds  

out his life will be short, and  

he can't find the words

Weekend haiku

Haiku poet finds  

out life indeed can be short.  

Irony ensues  

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The actor finds out  

that his life will be short and  

the drama begins