Weekend haiku

Dale sings through his nose  

so much, he could finish the  

song with his mouth closed  

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Pitching a tent in  

the rain is like saying, "I  

want all my stuff wet"

Friday haiku

The human brain is  

about sixty percent fat,  

so you're a fathead

Thursday haiku

The rain has returned,  

four days in a row now. How  

is this still Summer?

Wednesday haiku

Jill doesn't seem to  

have nightmares, as she gives them  

to all her exes.

Tuesday haiku

In the beginning,  

she brought the heat of July.  

Now, it's December.

Monday haiku

With the raindrops on  

the leaves, our small tree twinkles  

like daytime starlight

Weekend haiku

Thunder and lightning  

bringing this dull night some real  

electricity  

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At the airport where  

some folks leave, and some arrive.  

A gateway to fun.

Friday haiku

Puns are wordplay, while  

Sarcasm is, "Sure, you're smart  

enough to get this."

Thursday haiku

Upright in the rain  

and the elements, Joel's boss  

says he's, "Out standing."

Wednesday haiku

If you don't know how  

to fix something, the best tool  

is a sledgehammer

Tuesday haiku

Watching the dogs play  

and run, though we have let them  

out to poo and pee

Monday haiku

Unable to move,  

I wonder if I consumed  

far too much root beer

Weekend haiku

Corgis: Smiles on their  

muzzle, butts like flags from the  

friendliest nation  

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Peaceful solitude,  

luckily my cough noticed  

it should be calm too

Friday haiku

You want the pliers  

to try to fix something that  

you don't understand

Thursday haiku

The clouds are gone, the  

sun returns, reminding us  

Summer's still reigning

Wednesday haiku

As the dogs howl, the  

moon rises, a shadow prowls,  

while our cat just sleeps

Tuesday haiku

Having a broken  

foot and COVID means the foot  

hurts a little less

Monday haiku

His skeleton has  

been pulverized completely,  

no bones about it

Weekend haiku

In this long, dark night  

of his soul, Nick looks for light,  

but no moon, no stars  

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Since I don't really  

like Florida, I will let  

you keep Yourami

Friday haiku

In my personal  

Olympics for today, I  

did not qualify

Thursday haiku

If you win a gold  

medal, you're head and shoulders  

above all the rest

Wednesday haiku

Angels may be on  

my shoulder, but the devil's  

the one in my ear

Tuesday haiku

She gives me apple  

slices, hoping the doctor  

will not visit soon

Monday haiku

It's time to be done  

with Trump's chaos, we need some  

peace and Kamala

Weekend haiku

If you say Akbar  

Gbajabiamila's name,  

you should practice first  

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If you say Akbar  

Gbajabiamila's name,  

you'll need a quick tongue

Friday haiku

 The sun low, first day  

our our vacation nearly  

done, three more to go

Thursday haiku

Three poultry workers  

seem to have caught bird flu, as  

they felt a bit fowl