Thursday, October 31, 2024

Thursday haiku

Ballot boxes are  

set on fire, so it's our  

freedom now in flames

Wednesday, October 30, 2024

Wednesday haiku

Ballot boxes are  

set on fire. These must be  

hot button issues

Tuesday, October 29, 2024

Tuesday haiku

Ballot boxes are  

set on fire, but that won't  

stop us from voting

Monday haiku

 

Trump has bragged about  

grabbing women's pussies. Let's  

kick him in the polls

Saturday, October 26, 2024

Weekend haiku

The worst decision  

our business ever made will  

be memories soon  

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My boss messaged me  

on vacation, but the news  

was sunshine itself

Friday haiku

Harvest super moon  

rose up large and impressive,  

even the sun smiled

Thursday, October 24, 2024

Thursday haiku

I finally got to  

try the Chinese Moon Cake, and  

I prefer the pie

Wednesday, October 23, 2024

Wednesday haiku

I walked across the  

Sydney Harbor Bridge, and not  

the least bit jumpy

Tuesday, October 22, 2024

Tuesday haiku

I've taken photos  

around the Sydney Opera  

house, but not inside

Monday, October 21, 2024

Monday haiku

Orlando checked out  

Kim's booty. Katy replied,  

"Well, yeah, I did too!"

Weekend haiku

Based on stormtrooper's  

aim, I'd hate to clean bathrooms  

inside the Death Star  

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We still don't know how  

we're getting to the airport.  

We should get started.

Friday, October 18, 2024

Friday haiku

While Garfield just ate  

too much lasagna, I heard  

that the dog O.D.'ed

Thursday, October 17, 2024

Thursday haiku

At night, Medusa  

would relax, reading the plays  

of William Snakespeare

Wednesday, October 16, 2024

Wednesday haiku

Icarus may have  

mainly ate Greek food, but I've  

heard he liked hot wings

Tuesday, October 15, 2024

Tuesday haiku

The tall ladder must  

be in AA, as it is  

a twelve step program

Monday, October 14, 2024

Monday haiku

 Vacation's on the  

horizon, never seeming  

to get much closer