Friday haiku

I've heard the mummy's  

curse is real, but it's muffled  

by the bandages

Thanksgiving haiku

Today's not about  

how much turkey you can eat,    

there's also the sides

Wednesday haiku

 His recent haikus  

had turned darker, a shiver  

with every chuckle

Tuesday haiku

The cannibal was  

disappointed baby powder  

wasn't what he thought

Monday haiku

Leaves drop from the trees  

as temperatures lower.  

That's why it's called Fall.

Weekend haiku

 She gives up her love  

without conditions, but she  

never gets too close  

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I find my deepest  

sleep occurs just ten minutes  

before the alarm

Friday haiku

Mark Hamill is on  

Blue Sky now, finally breaking  

free from the dark side

Thursday haiku

We fly home today,  

our four weeks in Australia  

complete, as are we

Wednesday haiku

Introverts lose sleep  

over interacting with  

all the extroverts

Tuesday haiku

Farting in bed is  

chemical warfare against  

a person you love

Monday haiku

A German dog named  

after a Scottish dish, and  

lives in Australia

Weekend haiku

For people who love  

to drive, the road is measured  

by the smile markers  

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We visited the  

Australia Zoo; the ghost of  

Steve was everywhere

Friday haiku

All the flat-earthers  

do not end up taking the  

globe sphereiously 

Thursday haiku

Since we are not chefs,  

we had yogurt and muesli  

for dinner. Five stars.

Wednesday haiku

She found a cane toad  

in the bathroom stall, so this  

ain't the Four Seasons

Tuesday haiku

Kangaroos seem to  

be skittish around people.  

I feel the same way.

Monday haiku

 We've just taught our kids  

lying stealing, bullying,  

cheating are okay

Weekend haiku

Kamala Harris  

should be our president. Trump  

will never be mine  

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Why does our country  

seem to fear the thought of a  

woman president?

Friday haiku

 My team just lost the  

political Super Bowl.  

I'll need a minute

Thursday haiku

My team just lost the  

political Super Bowl,  

so no Disneyland

Wednesday haiku

It's the day after  

Election Day. The swing states  

have swung to the wrong

Tuesday haiku

It's Election Day,  

so if you don't vote today,  

you'll have lost your voice

Monday haiku

Ballot boxes are  

set on fire.  The crimes may  

be done by our sons.

Weekend haiku

Ballot boxes are  

set on fire, for when a  

burning cross won't do  

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Ballot boxes are  

set on fire. If they can't  

beat us, they'll match us.

Friday haiku

Ballot boxes are  

set on fire. We should all  

be enflamed by this.