Tuesday haiku

My resolution  

is I've got to stop making  

resolutions... Damn!

Monday haiku

RFK Jr.  

in charge of health. I guess we'll  

just have to bear it

Weekend haiku

 RFK Jr.  

in charge of health. When's he's done,  

we'll need a vaccine  

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 RFK Jr.  

in charge of health. I knew he  

would worm his way in

Friday haiku

 Why do I feel so  

beat up after Christmas? Oh    

yeah, right, Boxing Day

Thursday haiku

You should wait to ask  

for gift receipts until the  

day after Christmas

Christmas haiku

She dislikes my gift.    

I misheard when she asked for  

new boots for Christmas

Tuesday haiku

Based on presents, I'm  

starting to think Santa likes  

my wife more than me

Monday haiku

This mirror must be  

broken, because, when I peer  

in, I see my Dad

Bonus Weekend haiku

 Rickey Henderson  

has stolen his last base, and  

is now heading home

Weekend haiku

All the King's horses  

and all the King's men know that  

Dumpty's a bad egg  

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I saw storm clouds in  

her baby blues, and I knew  

thunder was nearby

Friday haiku

For Samuel L.  

Jackson, curse words are merely  

adjectives and nouns

Thursday haiku

 Ironically, it  

seems, most anti-vaxxers tend  

to be little pricks

Wednesday haiku

One of the Haitian  

bullets must have hit Spirit  

Air's profit margin

Tuesday haiku

I remember we  

once had blue skies, but now the  

clouds reign over us

Monday haiku

Working remotely,  

my face to face meetings are  

now more screen to screen

Weekend haiku

If the stars align,  

the orange glow in the sky  

will become true light  

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Even during the  

darkest of days, the sun is  

still up there, shining

Friday haiku

Christmas is coming.  

New Year's is coming. I am  

nowhere near ready.

Thursday haiku

 Prostate exam: A  

good sign is the box of large  

gloves is unopened

Wednesday haiku

Stuck in the snow globe  

of life, her only true joy  

is when it's shaken

Tuesday haiku

Lounging around on  

Sunday, watching football, while  

Monday's closing in

Monday haiku

The constant hum of  

this refrigerator, I  

find to be not cool

Weekend haiku

It's ironic that  

Mona Lisa rarely smiled,  

except when painted  

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If you want to know  

how to make your guitar sound  

good, you should stay tuned

Friday haiku

She burned sandalwood  

to remove aromas, but  

also removed me

Thursday haiku

In the bedroom, she  

took my breath away last night.  

God damn allergies!

Wednesday haiku

She realized her  

parents were closer to the  

end than she'd prefer

Tuesday haiku

He found his parents  

were not getting better, the  

years taking their toll

Monday haiku

Disappointed, Bill  

had brought some tortilla chips  

to the Salsa class

Weekend haiku

When the vampire goes  

to the bar, he will order  

a bloody Mary  

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It's about to rain,  

the sky dark, the air heavy,  

I won't be dry long