Thursday haiku

In training, my head's  

so full of new facts, it no  

longer sounds hollow

Wednesday haiku

After the storm, with  

all the leaves on the ground, that's  

why we call it Fall

Tuesday haiku

After the storm, there's  

now more leaves on the ground than   

there are on the trees

Monday haiku

You'll never win the  

Nobel Peace Prize when all you  

create is chaos

Weekend haiku

I won't say you made  

me, but now that you're gone, there's  

somehow less of me  

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He's literally  

destroying the White House, yet  

protesters are wrong

Friday haiku

I threw a quarter  

into the wishing well, but  

it was worth more dry

Thursday haiku

It's hard to say you  

love someone, but much harder  

to say that you don't

Wednesday haiku

Writing two haikus  

into one space in the dark  

leads to a word blob

Tuesday haiku

No World Series for  

us, ever, so it's hard to  

say, "Maybe next year"

Monday haiku

I think that the word 

"sorry" isn't within her  

vocabulary

Weekend haiku

First week of training,  

drinking from the firehose  

of information  

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Damned if I do and  

damned if I don't, so I will  

lean towards the don't

Friday haiku

With all the monkeys  

in charge, we need Jane Goodall  

now more than ever  

Thursday haiku

David Hasselhoff  

pedals his bike in the dark,  

now a night rider

Wednesday haiku

When my brain's awake,  

it may be dark outside but  

the lights on in here

Tuesday haiku

When my brain's awake,  

the rest of my body screams  

out, "SHUT UP, ASSHOLE!"

Monday haiku

When my brain's awake,  

it's like a child at Christmas  

ready for presents

Weekend haiku

If your brain's doing  

the haiku dance, you might as  

well put on music  

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When my brain's awake,  

there's just a five percent chance  

I'll go back to sleep

Friday haiku

When you toast with your  

whiskey, you raise the glass to  

keep your spirits up

Thursday haiku

The president drinks  

whiskey from the bottle as  

he's leery of shots

Wednesday haiku

If Tylenol does  

cause autism, good whiskey  

just might be the cure

Tuesday haiku

Donald and Jeffrey  

must love whiskey, I hear they  

like fifteen-year-olds

Monday haiku

The Commander in  

Thief will not rest until he  

has taken it all

Weekend haiku

My brain is starting  

to dance around the room, so  

it must be morning  

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My brain is starting  

to dance around the room, I  

need to put it back

Friday haiku

Blue is the water  

Blue is the sky and the trees  

I need more crayons

Thursday haiku

When you preach hate and  

then you receive hate back, you  

shouldn't be surprised

Wednesday haiku

This haiku is not  

about Charlie Kirk, and yet  

people are still mad