Weekend haiku

Just the two of us  

this Thanksgiving, and for that  

I'm truly thankful  

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Love may conquer all  

but that usually means that  

something's in ruins

Friday haiku

Black Friday seems to  

have better marketing than  

Latino Tuesday

Thursday haiku

For those addicted  

to the Upside Down, today's  

Stranger Thingsgiving

Wednesday haiku

It's the day before  

Thanksgiving, and the turkeys  

are very nervous  

Tuesday haiku

Huey sang that it's  

hip to be square, but really  

no one believes that

Monday haiku

Darth Vader likes when  

we Spring forward and Fall back.  

He loves light savers

Thursday haiku

Her snoring's getting  

stronger. Very soon it will  

be louder than mine

Wednesday haiku

If you have a nice  

house and a wine cellar, your  

friends may never leave   

Tuesday haiku

Coffee cups full of  

raindrops from the storm inside,  

praying for the sun

Monday haiku

A rare free weekend,  

nothing on the calendar,  

we may just sleep in

Weekend haiku

Aggressive clapping  

may hurt your hands, but it will  

make folks back away  

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We may speak different  

languages, but the music  

translates for us both

Friday haiku

Keep looking towards  

the hills as it's the valleys  

that will bring you down

Thursday haiku

Thigh high boots, no pants,  

long shirt unbuttoned low, I  

don't know where to look

Wednesday haiku

The government is  

still shut down, and yet somehow  

getting more work done

Tuesday haiku

It's now dark when I  

start work and when I finish.  

Even mushrooms need light

Monday haiku

We're training for one  

more week and then after that  

the real work begins

Weekend haiku

Everyone thinks their  

chili recipe's the best,  

but they don't know beans  

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Her chiropractor  

may not be a joker, but  

he's a wise cracker  

Friday haiku

 

Aaron Rodgers left  

the Green Bay Packers, but they  

still have Love for him

Thursday haiku

Late afternoon sun  

paints everything around it  

with a golden brush

Wednesday haiku

If you are locked out  

of your house, get back in by  

singing the right key

Tuesday haiku

I have heard that to  

catch a waltz you must follow  

all three of the steps

Monday haiku

Her chiropractor  

is retiring, so she  

knows he won't be back

Weekend haiku

Now that it's Fall, how  

come these shorter days somehow  

feel so goddamn long?  

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My cat cleans its face  

by licking its foot. It's the  

paws that refreshes