Wednesday haiku

If Madness' house  

is in the middle of the  

street, that's poor zoning

Tuesday haiku

The Board of Peace Team  

has started a war. I guess  

they had misspelled "Board"

Monday haiku

I believe I am  

sinking into madness. I  

keep singing, "Our House".

Weekend haiku

She called me a dog,  

so I bit the mailman and  

peed on the carpet  

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Don't stop believin',  

hold on to that feeling, as  

Steve Perry was right

Friday haiku

A Bobby Brown song  

on repeat in my head. Is  

this what killed Whitney?

Thursday haiku

 Early morning wood  

usually only keeps  

just one of us warm

Wednesday haiku

State of the Union:  

an overdose of lies and  

misinformation

Tuesday haiku

Early morning wood  

usually turns out to  

be a total waste

Monday haiku

Our volcano of  

love is less active, but there's  

still lots of lava

Weekend haiku

We've deported all  

the huddled masses and kept  

the muddled asses  

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Folded, they rest, then  

sun rises, they rise, unfurled  

for another day

Friday haiku

Our volcano of  

love is less active, though it  

is far from dormant

Thursday haiku

Our volcano of  

love is less active, but there  

are still rumblings

Wednesday haiku

You will always be  

in our thoughts, in our hearts, since  

you're no longer here

Tuesday haiku

Bagpipes blare on the  

radio; we know it's you,

wanting us to smile

Monday haiku

I don't know how, but  

please let us know if there is  

biking in heaven

Weekend haiku

Valentine's Day is  

definitely hardest for  

the broken hearted  

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Life is full of love  

Life is full of cruelty  

Please choose carefully

Friday haiku

When I eat yogurt,  

my body freaks out. I think  

it's called culture shock

Thursday haiku

Only a really  

bad terrorist brings a cell  

phone to a gun fight

Wednesday haiku

We fight for our right  

to bear arms. We don't fight for  

your right to bear arms

Tuesday haiku

Eric's focus on  

just money cost the co-op  

all it's character

Monday haiku

 Super Bowl Champions,  

every Seattle fan is  

now cheering as one

Weekend haiku

He had to look down  

at his notes to remember  

his own son's first name  

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Human Resources  

puts all of its emphasis  

on the second word  

Friday haiku

Still in shock, we can't  

believe that you're gone, but you  

will always be near

Thursday haiku

He drinks his drinks so  

quickly, the flavor never  

hits his tongue at all

Wednesday haiku

She decides all her  

future drinking by tasting  

just a thimbleful 

Tuesday haiku

He thinks declaring  

war and seizing countries will  

get him a peace prize

Monday haiku

There's absolutely  

nothing human about what  

they do in H.R.

Weekend haiku

With combined water  

vapor and poor attitude,  

condesensation  

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If you're unhappy  

in your job, then you must be  

working in H.R.

Friday haiku

Why do dyslexic  

people cross the road? To get  

to the other dise

Thursday haiku

It's just a matter  

of when that Springsteen will sing,  

"Streets of Seattle"

Wednesday haiku

Why did the Southern  

Style cooks cross the road? To get  

to the other fried

Tuesday haiku

Forget all this great  

again. We should all strive to  

just be Pretti, Good

Monday haiku

Why did the young Clint  

Eastwood cross the road?  To get  

to the other Clyde

Weekend haiku

Why did the playground  

children cross the road? To get  

to the other slide  

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Why did the State Fair  

children cross the road? To get  

to the other ride

Friday haiku

They can't say what they   

did without admitting it,  

so they keep quiet

Thursday haiku

While some families are  

surrounded by tragedy,  

others receive joy

Wednesday haiku

Who should we believe,  

dozens of women or one  

lying pedophile?

Tuesday haiku

 She softy kisses  

me goodbye, my lips waiting  

for her kiss hello

Monday haiku

Some poems come in  

a quick flurry, while others  

take their own sweet time

Weekend haiku

Rivers receding,  

flood levels dropping, I'm still  

searching for blue sky  

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The rain around here  

has been so crazy, I think  

it's deluge-ional

Friday haiku

Trump flips off worker,  

that one finger summing up  

all of his I.Q.

Thursday haiku

You should grow a beard  

It makes you look distinguished  

and helps hide your face

Wednesday haiku

A pagan in God's  

house, this particular wolf  

is wearing cotton

Tuesday haiku

December's here, all  

of November out the door,  

January looms

Monday haiku

The carpet looks like  

a large flock of birds flying.    

I walk carefully

Weekend haiku

Mooratorium:  

the temporary stop to  

your boat at the pier  

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Crows on both sides of  

the street, so we drove slowly  

past the murder scene

Friday haiku

Merde-atorium:  

the temporary stop to  

anything shitty

Thursday haiku

Mare-atorium:  

the temporary stoppage  

of female horses

Wednesday haiku

Myrrhatorium:  

the temporary stop to  

baby Jesus gifts

Tuesday haiku

More-atorium:  

the temporary stoppage  

of wanting extra

Monday haiku

Mirratorium:  

the temporary stoppage  

of shiny items

Weekend haiku

Her smile says, "I will  

have sex later" Her boots say,  

"You should get in line"   

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Maratorium:  

the temporary stoppage  

of things from the sea

Friday haiku

Why did the Southern  

Ocean cross the road? To get  

to the other tide

Thursday haiku

New Year's Day: Hoping  

this one is better than last  

year's dumpster fire