Monday haiku

In my life, she is
the secret password into
all the world's closed doors

Weekend haiku

We celebrate the
small things as the large ones seem
unattainable 

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She questioned why she
had a tailbone, I replied,
"We all still monkeys."

Friday haiku

Not a compliment
to a poet, "You're even
better with numbers."

Thursday haiku

He has to beg for
sex, which means a more awkward
sign on the offramp

Wednesday haiku

She's drawn to him like
a magnet, as she too is
also a magnet

Tuesday haiku

Popularity
contests are bad for people
with low self-esteem

Monday haiku

The pony knew he
was catching a cold, as he
was a little horse