Thursday haiku

His new mustache may
not attract women, but it
really attracts crumbs

Wednesday haiku

Jill's exclamation
when she found a hole in her
new sock was, "Darn it!"

Tuesday haiku

The bully wanted
his pound of flesh, but it costs
eighty bucks an ounce

Monday haiku

I think she's using
sign language, but instead she's
applying lotion

Weekend haiku

Darren had pierced his
scrotum with a safety pin.
He's now quite eunuch 

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Like the flu vaccine,
Bill can be helpful, but he's
best in small doses

Friday haiku

Conservatives say,
"Guns don't kill people." Please tell
that to UCC

Thursday haiku

It's announced Mars has
water. Californians
ask, "Can we have it?"