Friday haiku

Strippers and Christmas
cards are the saviors of the
glitter industry

Thursday haiku

Though on a diet
for six months without cheesecake,
each bite's worth the weight

Wednesday haiku

A guy I know looks
like Colonel Sanders, but he
never brings chicken

Tuesday haiku

With two power strips,
Jill now has outlets for her
creativity

Monday haiku

Anyone who steals
sunglasses from cars is a
little bit shady

Weekend haiku

I think the question
really should be, "Does this butt
make my pants look big?" 

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In life, what doesn't
kill you obviously just
isn't worth trying

Friday haiku

Joan says that it's a
bitter wind, but to me it
tastes like butterscotch