Monday haiku

When folding your wife's
laundry, just know that you are
doing it all wrong

Weekend haiku

They honked for the car
behind me, but that doesn't
keep me from waving 

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My brain feels like gum
dropped in the laundry room: wet,
sticky and fuzzy

Friday haiku

On Groundhog Day, Trump
saw his shadow, so it's six
more weeks of bullshit

Thursday haiku

Bob Hoskins has passed,
played bad characters well, but
was just drawn that way

Wednesday haiku

She grumbled about
sugar in her drink, between
big bites of doughnut

Tuesday haiku

Maya Angelou
has left us, no longer caged
but she's still singing

Monday haiku

I've only been home
twelve hours, and already
need a vacation