Weekend haiku

Bill wears loafers, and 
based on how much time he sits, 
that seems about right 

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Why did you ask my 
opinion when it's quite clear 
you didn't want it?

Friday haiku

There's smoke in the air, 
a fire somewhere, I swear 
it might be my hair

Thursday haiku

Julie calls all her 
co-workers barn animals, 
and she's the farmer

Wednesday haiku

I do prefer smoked 
oysters, but they don't fit in 
the rolling papers

Tuesday haiku

Odessa's mom is 
retiring, so her new 
job is Odessa

Monday haiku

For Bill, Julie's a 
little bit of sunshine who 
goes down every night

Weekend haiku

While moving his home, 
the big wreck caused many dents 
in his residence 

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She may now live in 
a small town, but still keeps her 
big city inside