Haikooky- Haiku for laughter's sake

Saturday, May 8, 2021

The length of the pier

doesn't matter as much if

you walk on water

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The avocado

felt impending doom in the

pit of it's stomach

I see bills plastered

all up and down my street, a

few bobs and joes too

Trapped on this car lot,

I quickly realize there's

no way out of Dodge

If you hear the chimes

ringing, it's either your time,

or there's a stiff breeze

I tend to wake up

to songbirds singing. They must

have the early shift

"Enjoy the little

things" should not be printed on

a condom wrapper

I threw a pity

party for my sorry self,

but nobody came

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I threw a very

raucous abstinence party,

and nobody came