Monday haiku

Orlando checked out  

Kim's booty. Katy replied,  

"Well, yeah, I did too!"

Weekend haiku

Based on stormtrooper's  

aim, I'd hate to clean bathrooms  

inside the Death Star  

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We still don't know how  

we're getting to the airport.  

We should get started.

Friday haiku

While Garfield just ate  

too much lasagna, I heard  

that the dog O.D.'ed

Thursday haiku

At night, Medusa  

would relax, reading the plays  

of William Snakespeare

Wednesday haiku

Icarus may have  

mainly ate Greek food, but I've  

heard he liked hot wings

Tuesday haiku

The tall ladder must  

be in AA, as it is  

a twelve step program

Monday haiku

 Vacation's on the  

horizon, never seeming  

to get much closer