Friday's haiku

Compliments on a
beard grown due to losing a
bet are not as nice

Thursday's haiku

A flock of robins
search the yard, all wishing they'd
got here earlier

Wednesday's haiku

That girl is moving
so fast, her legs are blurry,
or it's my glasses

Tuesday's haiku

A short interview
about my photos, which aren't
worth a thousand words

Monday's haiku

Since she hadn't grabbed
any napkins, she knew she
was likely to spill

Weekend Haiku

For Odessa's cult,
every member has to
adopt a black cat 

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For Odessa's cult,
you do not choose the cult, as
the cult chooses you

Friday's haiku

For Odessa's cult,
you don't have to drink any
Kool-aid, just the beer