Friday haiku

Halloween candy
just tastes sweeter, because you
had to beg for it

Thursday haiku

They performed their song,
"Hero", while fans drank a beer
entitled "Loser."

Wednesday haiku

Had Little Caesar's
pizza, ate just one slice, but
you et two, Brute

Tuesday haiku

Ironically, Dick
was the very proud owner
of a wiener dog

Monday haiku

If time does indeed
stop for no man, then why does
my watch keep dying?

Weekend haiku

The spine broke on my
book, which can only mean it's
child stepped on a crack 

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Life doesn't stop just
because you are in pain, it
seems to slow way down

Friday haiku

Billy has tunnel
vision, which is logical,
since he's a gopher