Thursday haiku

She said I looked deep
in thought, but I was splashing
in the shallow end

Wednesday haiku

For dermabrasion,
I put tuna fish on my
face and call the cat

Tuesday haiku

When your life sucks, and
sometimes it will, make sure that
it also swallows

Monday haiku

If you keep looking
up, you're more likely to get
bird poop in your eye

Weekend haiku

A beer may not solve
any of your problems, but
it sure doesn't hurt 

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Even when Sara
truly cares, it comes across
like she's faking it

Friday haiku

Even the worst weeks
can be made better by a
nice day on the lake

Thursday haiku

Empty buildings, where
businesses used to be, the
economy's better?