Friday haiku

For all decisions,
you should always err on the
side of the Aussie

Thursday haiku

Charlie Sheen's New Year's
resolution list is more
than sixty pages long

Wednesday haiku

In some towns, you can 
play Pokémon Ho, but be 
careful what you catch

Tuesday haiku

Hanging out near the
back of Jonathan's pickup,
Bill was exhausted

Monday haiku

Folks visiting, means
mornings without pajamas
is not optional

Weekend haiku

This late morning, I
feel more fuzzy-headed than
a Nepalese yak

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The six months between
her birthday and Christmas were
a true gift desert

Friday haiku

Colin Kaepernick
jerseys on sale (with purchase,  
you get free knee pads)