Weekend haiku

Trump winning is like 
Taco Bell: Both will make us 
run for the border 

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He considered his 
prayers helium balloons 
quickly rising home

Friday haiku

This election year, 
my vote is for what makes the 
most sense: start over

Thursday haiku

Some believe Donald 
Trump's a Democratic plant, 
but is slime a plant?

Wednesday haiku

Tall and slender, she 
glides through her life as if born 
aerodynamic

Tuesday haiku

Christmas is over, 
so no holiday music 
for at least three months

Monday haiku

Santa predicted 
toys for all; it was an elf 
fulfilled prophecy

Weekend haiku

In the desert, you'll 
find that Christmas tends to be 
mainly a mirage 

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Rudolph's red nose was 
actually due to nasal 
deep vein thrombosis