Thursday haiku

Bill got in trouble 
going skinny dipping in 
his office van pool

Wednesday haiku

She does six thousand 
crunches every day, if you 
count potato chips

Tuesday haiku

When the Cheeto's gone, 
many Republicans will 
have dusty fingers

Monday haiku

The concert sounded 
like blasphemy to me, a 
sextet in a church

Weekend haiku

Growing up in a 
family of cellists, there were 
always strings attached 

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No matter how full 
the orchestra, there's always 
room for a cello

Friday haiku

I said I'd love her 
forever, but I didn't 
know how long that is

Thursday haiku

I said, "Til death do 
us part", but I'm starting to 
pray for heart disease