Tuesday haiku

I've abandoned far 
more haiku in my sleep than 
most people will read

Monday haiku

I'm having dinner 
with friends, well not quite friends, but 
co-workers at least

Weekend haiku

Most pumpkins prefer 
Halloween, the one time of 
year they find their smile 

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When the smart man's brain 
misfired, they said it was 
a stroke of genius

Friday haiku

Dentists can be loud, 
boisterous, unruly, crude, 
but mostly mouthy

Thursday haiku

Giving is better 
than receiving, though neither 
can beat returning

Wednesday haiku

As the fridge hums and 
tree lights glisten, I give her 
my Christmas pickle

Tuesday haiku

Tracking Santa's ride, 
Billy hopes there will be some 
presents left for him