Weekend haiku

 They want me to work  

weekends, which just might help me  

to find religion  

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I can make most bad  

decisions without any  

help from all of you

Friday haiku

 They want me to work  

weekends, but I just can't say,  

"Thank God, it's Tuesday!"

Thursday haiku

 They want me to work  

weekends, not knowing I don't  

work during the week

Wednesday haiku

 She'd like her job if  

the desk chains were long enough  

to reach the bathroom

Tuesday haiku

 Beer is not just for  

breakfast anymore, and it  

sure beats orange juice

Monday haiku

 His job felt more like  

a house at the end of a  

one-way dead end street

Weekend haiku

 Politicians need  

to know the company they  

keep is who they are  

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I think Trump will make  

America great again  

when he leaves office