Weekend haiku

I'm a lion and  

you're a cheetah. Do you want  

to mountain lion?  

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White tailed deer now have  

Covid. How will they get masks  

over their antlers?

Friday haiku

Don't fall in love with  

the Tin Man, he has no heart!  

Love me, the Scarecrow

Thursday haiku

We are all tiny  

candles in this darkness, rage  

for each dimming light

Wednesday haiku

Playing "Four Horsemen  

of The Apocalypse", I'm  

always Pestilence

Tuesday haiku

The adult sex shop  

has parking in the back, and  

rear entry only

Monday haiku

Bill finds Breaking Bad  

less a cautionary tale,  

more instructional

Weekend haiku

Keeping it in the  

family is good for business,  

but bad for breeding  

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The president says  

he doesn't know the Proud Boys.  

Sounds like a white lie.