Monday haiku

Atlanta Falcons:  

Dead last in the NFC  

and tastes like chicken

Weekend haiku

Philadelphia  

Eagles: Soaring once more, but  

can they truly fly?  

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New Orleans Saints: Still  

wishing that they could have a  

strong Brees at their backs 

Friday haiku

The Carolina  

Panthers: Never seem to get  

out of the jungle

Thursday haiku

Indianapolis  

Colts: want to run like mustangs,  

but play like ponies

Wednesday haiku

Baltimore Ravens:  

Are always playing like they  

just got their wings clipped

Tuesday haiku

Buffalo Bills: Now  

giving New Yorkers a chance  

to believe again

Monday haiku

Kansas City Chiefs:  

Has all fans believing there's  

no place like Mahomes